No. 475: Uh-Oh

This is a delicate topic but it is time to address it. I am trying to scrape together funds to perhaps alter the course of my life. (i.e., save it) If you or a loved one would like a drawing of anything at all, 9 x 12 or whatever size you prefer, please let me know. The subject can be whatever you desire. I am thinking this should cost between $75 and $100, but we can talk bizness. I was recently contacted by a complete stranger to do a painting for a baby's bedroom. If you'd like a WACKY DRAWING for your office, living room, or pornographic fetish dungeon, I AM YOUR MAN.

Drawings and original art for comics pages are available, too. And for $25, I will doodle all over an old book and send it to you. Best value.

Believe me, I felt as gross writing that as you did reading it, but I thought I would let my services be known.

I am your cartoon boy.


Blogger Colleen said...

How do we get the money to you? Do you have a PayPal account, or should we leave it in the crook of an old tree?

September 15, 2010 at 3:04 PM  
Blogger Dane said...

Sorry, Colleen, Ijust saw this. The crook of an old tree is preferred but in the past people have sent me checks, which I realize is outdated and weird but facts is facts. I definitely should start a Paypal account soon but I don't currently have a bank account. I thought I had deleted this post!

September 24, 2010 at 2:36 AM  

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